Masturbating at Lunch: Quieting the Excited Penis
Every guy enjoys having an excited penis and also enjoys masturbating that erect organ whenever it is convenient. As a matter of fact, masturbation could be considered a component of proper penis care; self-stimulation is an excellent way to keep the manhood in good shape and may even help to ward off certain health conditions that can occur later in life, such as erectile dysfunction. The problem, of course, is what to do when that erect penis starts demanding attention at times when providing self-gratification is not exactly convenient - such as at work. Unless one's career is in the pornography industry, masturbating at lunch may be one's best bet.
A Real Lunch Break
The midday break is allotted for eating a good lunch, not for sating one's sexual appetites. Nonetheless, tending to an excited penis can often help a man produce a greater quantity and/or higher quality of work later on. Clearly, when suffering from a state of arousal that is constantly distracting him, a man is not going to concentrate on the work at hand; indulging in a quick round of masturbation may be just the ticket to greater concentration and productivity.
Why Lunch?
Lunch is an excellent time for many to masturbate while at work because most people have anywhere from a half hour to a full hour for lunch; while it certainly is possible to relieve a hard penis in only a minute or two, sometimes it can take significantly longer. In addition, many men will want to savor the masturbation experience and may not want to have a self-induced "quickie" when something more leisurely is possible.
Discretion
The key, of course, is being discreet. Unless one is self-employed and works from home, it's difficult to imagine that one's boss would be understanding if s/he encountered an employee freely engaging in self-stimulatory activities.
Location, therefore, is important. For most people, this will mean retiring to the men's room for a period of time at lunch. Hopefully, one works in an office in which the men's room is equipped with multiple stalls that have doors that close and lock. In this case, a man can simply enter one, lock the door and go to work.
Consideration
Things are complicated if the men's room is a single stall; it really isn't fair to keep people waiting simply so a guy can get himself off. In these cases, a man should masturbate quickly; if he is unable to do this, he may need to find a different location or wait until he gets home.
Other Locations
Potential options include a men's room on another floor of the place where one works, the restroom of a nearby restaurant or a nearby adult book store with private booths. There are other options, of course, such as a closet, storage room or one's own office (provided each of these rooms locks securely); however, masturbating in such locations is considerably riskier and a man must be very careful if he chooses one of these options.
Noise
When masturbating in a men's room with multiple stalls, it's good to remember that others in the bathroom may be able to hear you; moaning should be avoided. There is also an unmistakable sound that accompanies the uninhibited rubbing of a well-lubricated penis; making an effort to keep this squishing sound to a minimum is advised. (Smaller, slower strokes may be necessary.)
Taking care of one's excited penis at lunch can make the work day fly by. In addition to using proper caution, men should also use a first-rate penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) to assist them. For example, a penis that has become somewhat de-sensitized is going to be difficult to masturbate in the time allotted; using a cream with acetyl L-carnitine might help restore lost sensation to the member, also allowing the man to experience greater pleasure due to increased sensitivity. A cream that also includes moisturizing agents like Shea butter and vitamin E may make for skin that is smoother and less prone to rawness from manual manipulation.
